When a #Scorpio is insulted or hurt, our fury knows no bounds.

DONT TOUCH ME!! I dnt knw where ur fuckin hands have been!!

The first beer, cigarette and marijuana of every single person's life is not bought by their own money.

#Scorpios are said to be able to recuperate from illnesses quickly

WHY TF NIGGAS CANT JUST KEEP SHYT A HUNNIT,,NIGGA MY SHYT NOT HIDIN!!!

DATS Y AM BOUTA BE SINGLE SO I WONT HAVE TO WORRY BOUT DESE DUM ASS NIGGAS AN DERE FUCKIN LIES!!!! #NOLIE

I CANT STAND NO LIL ASS BOII DAT LIE ALL DA FUCKIN TIME LIKE WTF JUST KEEP SHYT REAL...SMT & SMH DATS Y AM SWITCHIN TO #TEAMOLHEAD!!!

If a person is looking into your eyes for more than six seconds without blinking he/she either wants to kill you or get laid with you.

Rearrange words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE. If you didn't read: Spine, lither, ginger and subtext. Then you're naughty.

When you wake up around 2am/3am without any reason, there's an 85% chance that someone is staring at you.

Getting angry at people when we listen to them breathing or eating is called 'Misophonia', which is an actual brain disorder.

You never seen a Mc'Donalds or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

If you RT this you will yawn. 100% Fact.

Think of a positive number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three. Retweet if I am right.

On average, 14 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

After reading this tweet you will realize that the the brain doesn't recognize a second "the".

At the moment of orgasm, the female brain 'switches off'.

Women need to start looking for men who have goals, ambitions, and craves success because 10 years from now "swag" isn't going to pay bills

We all know a slut named Brittany.

#Scorpio's are very protective of our loved ones.