Yoooooo be careful with those Dad Waters, no carbonation and just fly down the gullet. But hey Dad Water, can you make a spicy one with sriracha and name it Brian? After me of course.

Hey Grok who is the Most famous person to visit my profile.

The New York Times published an image of a child in Gaza, claiming the child was “malnourished” due to Israel, on its main account with 55 million followers. Five days later, it quietly posted a correction, stating the child actually had a muscle condition, on its alternate

Hazard: I-80 E at Harrison St A load of animal guts has been spilled on the eastbound lanes. The left three lanes are blocked. #OmahaScanner

Um. None of this will stop me from popping in for a quick breakfast while traveling. Seriously y’all. Get a grip.

Hey Verizon wtf?

I don’t judge anyone, but walking in the French Quarter barefoot is a big no. 🗣️PUT YOUR SHOES ON

If you feel your life has been missing something lately I found it and it's crocodile Steve petting a warthog--

Grateful to be here. But respectfully, WTF?

Charlie was a man who valued honest discussion, and open debate over violence. He advocated for the peaceful battle of ideas, and talked about fearing what happens when people reject peaceful discourse. And you fucking shot him.

Those justifying, celebrating or mocking Charlie Kirk’s murder are only encouraging more senseless violence. Any Veterans Affairs employees found to be engaging in such sick behavior will be dealt with accordingly.

Treat yourself like I-80 and never stop working on yourself, no matter how much of an inconvenience it is for everyone else

Y’all. Look what my Easter Lily Cactus gave us overnight.

#newx

Accurate.

Movie quotes that go hard. "So this is how liberty dies… with thunderous applause" - Senator Padmé Amidala in Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith.

Charlie Kirk and the Coming TikTok Tragedy

30 years ago today… “Elmendorf tower, Yukla Two-Seven Heavy has an emergency...