who the fuck is 'phoebe bridgers'

KING: well thief do you have anything to say for yourself
THIEF: no
KING: very well, lock him in the dark labyrinth with the minotaur
ADVISOR: (leans in, whispers)
KING: what do you mean he *wants* it
ADVISOR: (whispers)
KING: what do you mean theyve *all* wanted it

“kill them with kindness” WRONG. chain lightning ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡🌩️🌩️🌩️ ⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️⚡⚡⚡⛈️⛈️🌩️🌩️🌩️⚡⚡⚡🌩️🌩️🌩️ ⚡⚡⚡🌩️🌩️🌩️ ⛈️⛈️⛈️⚡⚡⛈️⛈️🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️⚡⚡🌩️🌩️🌩️⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️🌩️ ⚡⚡⚡🌩️🌩️🌩️ ⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️⚡⚡⛈️⛈️🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️⚡⚡🌩️🌩️🌩️⛈️⛈️⛈️⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⛈️⛈️

type of shit I'm on rn

the woke elite don't want you to know you can just call your girlfriend your wife completely for free

contrary to popular belief, lesbian visibility week means YOU are now visible to all lesbians. start running now. we hunt at dusk