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“Cross eyed and the Director of the FBI? You can’t even be an eyewitness.”

Pam Bondi: Did you ask Merrick Garland that, the last four years? Thomas Massie: This goes over four administrations. You don't have to go back to Biden. Let's go back to Obama. Let's go back to George Bush. This cover-up spans decades, and you are responsible for this portion

Please turn the sound up.

someone said that John Harbaugh has the same voice as Joe Biden and now I can’t unhear it

Last I checked I wasn’t allergic to Muslims

RFK hops in the cold tub wearing jeans. I’m convinced he’s a never-nude. His penis must be soooo small

I lost my job, my kids have measles, and I can't afford steak. But at least now all the characters on Paw Patrol have well-defined genders.

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Coach used his internet finger out in public. 😳 After further review, the call stands! 😂 40 bucks a game isn’t worth a grown man screaming in your face. And we wonder why this generation is the way they are. 🤦‍♂️

Not often does a Michigan kid have to go to West Texas to follow his hockey dream. Connor Hellebuyck wouldn’t say die. ⁦BucciOT.Com⁩

Imagine being a kid at school in Iran and the regime falls and then the stacy you were lo key in love with shows up the next day without her burqa and she's mid.

War What is it good for? Television ratings

Agree with all except the current version of SAVE

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BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market. In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold. These orders were 4–6x larger than

Let me explain what just happened 👇 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes… These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire

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