Another night, another classic McJesus goal

The Merchants have made the difficult decision to cancel the 2020-2021 season. Thank you to Kikkoman Soy Sauce for sponsoring us through these difficult times.

POV: your at the hall with 150 people that gathered from 4 surrounding towns, you just got poured a double even tho you asked for a single, the sandwich platter just hit the counter top, someone is doing the boot scoot boogie with a slice of salami on their shoulder, life is good

T.J. Oshie scored a hat-trick in his first game back since the death of his father 🙏 (via Washington Capitals)

i wanna have a summer fling with a beekeeper

Maybe airdropped lunch isn’t such a good idea. (I don’t know who to credit for this video)

1 year and 8 months since the Merchants last played. Tonight we go to Cartwright to face the @angrybeavers at 8:30. Reminder: Fans will be required to show proof of having a defibrillator with them, for the safety of the players. Thank you for understanding.

Merchants win a controversial one 8-7 over @CSKAKillarney after @TannerSlubann’s goal gets called back. Killarney “lake” flooded when Prad Barsonage scored the late winner.

After a couple weeks of games not worth tweeting about, the Merchants beat the @HollandHemorrhoids 10-8. Prad Barsonage led the way with 6 goals fresh off his return from Beijing. Owen Lockhart cooked 3 pizzas, and Reece Johnson played a strong game for the hemorrhoids.

The umpire just called strike three on Luis Urias here, because Travis d'Arnaud turned around and told him it was a foul tip This is unreal

Never change, Darryl Sutter! 😂

Bedard might be good. This is belligerent x.com/cjzero/status/…

Nick Foligno just asking an honest question here.

Due to credible death threats from India, I've installed an anti jeet forcefield around my mom's house

Tyreek Hill when he bumps into Scottie Scheffler in jail.

Free Birdy. 🇨🇦

“WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS” 🏆 🇨🇦

#PicsThatGoHard

MARK SCHEIFELE OPENS THE SCORING IN GAME 6 🚨 📺: ABC

What a difference 16 months can make… #WANTITALL | #PiratesInThePros🏴‍☠️