.@BleddynTaylor has single-handedly destroyed a legacy #PrayforSTRA

In total, just over 2 miles of yardage was stolen after the tackle in Summer Touch Rugby last night. Momentum.

Approximately 12 friendships are irreversibly terminated during each Summer Touch Rugby session. Reconciliation.

The STRAtosphere was named after a exceptionally high restart during Summer Touch Rugby XXIV in 1989.

There's no 'I' in Summer Touch Rugby

Quiz: (for 5 STRAs) who missed his flight to his oldest friends' wedding 2day to attend Beach STRA tomorrow morning? Answers on postcard pls

RT 'Barack Obama: #FF Summer Touch Rugby OptaSTRA I've seen some sick m'fuckin angles down there. That Scotch Egg is the shit. Word."

After the windiest #STRAturday since records began, it's looking glorious for Summer Touch Rugby tonight.

WBA's comeback V Utd was almost as exceptional as Team Rissole's (Dan Kenny XV) in Summer Touch Rugby Session 1 2013-14.

No shit ballers RT Summer Touch Rugby: Excited for tomorrow morning sports fans?! Thought so, #STRA 9am Fortress Underhill! #SuperSTRAsaturdays

PIZZZZAA WIDDDEEE

Since its inauguration in 1986, Chris Fox's knee is the 37th to be claimed by STRA. Kneedless.

Due to poor weather, the extremely popular annual #STRAbecue has unfortunately been postponed for the 10th year in a row.

As Baz Luhrmann famously said, "Wear Sunscreen" Dan Kenny Summer Touch Rugby

Beach STRA is ON. Saturday 10am, Caswell Endowed RT Best Travel: Swansea, Wales pic.x.com/YSF8S8Dx00

Covers confirmed for Summer Touch Rugby tonight. This year's tally thus far: 7 ACLs, 2 collarbones, 5 sunstroke and a broken heart

After some strong Summer Touch Rugby performances already this season, Dan Kenny phone be like

Plan ahead all @TakeThat fans, as there will be heavy traffic for Summer Touch Rugby tonight.

Update for all Take That fans. Gary Barlow is knocking it on the head tonight as he's playing Summer Touch Rugby #NeverForgetWhereYoureComingFrom