🔥The 9th Round of Easy Loan, Earn $40 Reward is in progress❗️ ⏰ Promotion Period: January 15th - Feburary 15th, 2025 👉 Register now and check more details at gate.io/campaigns/358

A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter

The older you get, stretching gets more and more important

Here is my full manifesto for London. Can any other candidate beat this? No chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount

flight attendant: are you comfortable operating the emergency door? me: [just asked for help with my seatbelt] absolutely

If you go into cardiac arrest, without a defibrillator, you have a 7% chance of survival. If a defibrillator is on the patient within 3 mins, the chances of survival is over 70%. Every school, university, workplace, recreational place should have one. They should be everywhere.

Jackie Chan fighting in a rope factory in Miracles is pure action-choreography nirvana.

Haven't seen Ukraine beaten this bad since the Soviet Union #ENGUKR

No one have risotto guys, this is serious

Any way the world cup is next year and its coming home

?????? where does dis guy think he is ?

It’s tough being a cameraman for the Olympics trampoline

This is why history repeats itself

I became Ruddy Muddy in the hope I could make people smile... If one person has made me smile and laugh until the tears keep running it has been this man. RIP Sean Lock. #ripseanlock

After a weekend of widespread panic buying, UK adds brain cells to growing list of shortages.

What would 199 do? #SquidGame

Merry Christmas's: 25 Accidental Happy Birthdays: 3

NFTs 100% sound like a scam Tom and Jean-Ralphio would be responsible for.

Well on a positive note I found out I've been spelling the Ukraine capital Kyiv wrong this whole time