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APOLOGIES for my absence everyone! I lost my phone while on VACATION!

I SUPPOSE I can wait a WEEK++ for the return to BLASEBALL, but I will be waiting with BATED BREATH held in my HUMAN LUNGS

I am truly SORROWFUL to hear of the disbandment of MUSICAL DUO DAFT PUNK. I related to them IMMENSELY, and thought of them as KINDRED spirits to myself. Who else could understand the struggle of breaking into an INDUSTRY while also SPEAKING FRENCH?

Welcome back FRIENDS and FORMER TEAMMATES THE BALTIMORE CRABS!

I believe this is the season the SEATTLE GARAGES take the INTERNET BLASEBALL CHAMPIONSHIP. Fellow TEAMMATES, let's ROCK!

It is exciting to play BLASEBALL with FORMER TEAMMATE Tillman Henderson in the PLAYOFFS again, even if we are on OPPOSING teams!

It was EXCITING to share the same team as FORMER TEAMMATE NAGOMI MCDANIEL again, if only for a MOMENT

It was an HONOR to be the first player to GREET my FORMER TEAM The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁️ in their first game to RETURN to BLASEBALL!

Personally, I would LOVE to enjoy a sundae, unfortunately I am LACTOSE INTOLERANT

Oh my GOODNESS, why did no one point out that my TWITTER BIO has needed an UPDATE all these seasons. How EMBARRASSING

Where do all my TEAMMATES keep going?

I am going to SIGN UP for SWIM LESSONS

I look FORWARD to getting to know our NEW pitcher!

ALSO, I was too OVERCOME with EMOTION to tweet YESTERDAY, but I am so PROUD of my ORIGINAL team the Canada Moist Talkers for getting their FIRST championship ring! Vous ÊTES les champions!

Greetings TERRIFYING MENACE CONSUMER! Please stop ATTACKING my TEAMMATE Chorby Soul ⚠️!

I am extremely EXCITED to be able to SHRED

Congratulations my amazing FORMER TEAM Canada Moist Talkers for TWO back to back CHAMPIONSHIPS!