you know i kind of feel bad for erik, because his whole life is just 'i love you sfm oh shit mutant superiority [hurts people he loves]'

scott's a loser but he's a tall loser and he's very... proportionate... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"why are you talking so fast" "why are you hearing so slow" - actual conversation between erik and pietro

[launches into space] [consumes a star] [destroys a planet] parkour

"i don't know therefore humans" - erik constantly

...still no also no to that no no no, no no --a haiku from charles to erik probably

Today shall be know as the day I unintentionally made about twenty weed jokes

cute little fucking shit

@officialhowlett //i dont think so

*Pushes Scott down the stairs* parkour

Natasha as a baby Natasha: I-i-i Mom: Ice cream?? Natasha: I'm a bad bitch I'm a- I'm a bad bitch

Me as a child Me: A-a- Mom: A as in apple? Me: amERICA

What's the most awkward thing you can say in an elevator? — "Just want you to know cap- this isn't personal" ask.fm/a/b2hk7mn0

@officialhowlett *blasts barbie girl because you're stuck*

*the things you do for love tune* THE THINGS YOU DO FOR AMERICAAAAAA

I'm not saying I'd fuck George Washington but i'd fuck George Washington

HEY BUCKY DO YOU WANT AN AMERICAN FLAG TATTOOED ONTO YOUR ASS BECAUSE YOU DO

~~||†ƒølløw ƒør møre søƒt gøth påtriøtism†||~~

"i hate america" rt if u cri ever tiem

@officialhowlett Gross! *runs away, leaving you still stuck in a cloud of your own stink*