Nobody will remember: -Your salary -How "busy" you were -How many hours you worked People will remember: -Whether you were calling for a 25bps or 50bps cut

DEAD LOCKED: Prediction traders see an exactly 50% chance of a 50 bps cut today while most of Wall Street says 25

25 bps hike would blow up the economy

Jerome Powell rn

Jerome Powell thinking about a 25 bps hike

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We’re so back

We’re so back

Time to buy a lambo

Live look at every shitco’s CEO after the 50 bps cut

Me and the boys at the Fed rate cut party

MDs: We’re so back Analysts: It’s so over

The great thing about the 50 bps cut is that now every knows what a basis point is

Q4 ins: - shitcos - rate cuts - cancelling dates for staffings - cancelling plans for staffings - blacking out - food lobby Q4 Outs: - no live deals - busted processes - seeing your friends because work is slow - hinge - hinge dates - your hairline

If she didn’t watch the rate cut announcement with you she’s not the one

Q4 ins: - shitcos - more rate cuts - leverage (to the tits) - cancelling plans for staffings - cancelling dates for staffings - blacking out - food in lobby Q4 outs: - no live deals - busted processes - seeing your friends cause work is slow - calling your family - west

I have never met a happy lawyer