Allen Iverson has never torn his Achilles I don’t see how he could help

The Chiefs are 0-1 since Taylor Swift released “Wood” 🌲

Dodgers: “Let’s try to be the first team to go back to back since the year 2000!” Teoscar Hernandez’s subplot:

OH NO 😱

Words watching numbers get invented:

Sonnnn

Bulls beat the Sixers in a game where Chicago held the lead for 3.2 total seconds. 6-1, first place in the East.

The Chicago Bulls are the best team in the East.🥹

Mood:

no one: Professor Frink finishing:

An absolutely wild truth is you can now trace Ryan Gosling’s eight year career arc from “prestige actor” to “himbo movie star” through these two space movies:

Incredible work, everyone.

Heartbreak feels mediocre in a place like this

Therapist: “Magnificent Penis Truck isn’t real, it can’t hurt you.” Wordle:

#Bears WR DJ Moore wore a cheese grater hat in the locker room after beating the Packers 💀

casually having one of the world's greatest Olympians ever as the leader of your wives and girlfriends brigade is an under-discussed aspect of this magical season. having that person be ex-Packers takes it stratospheric.

Might be a top 20 tweet ever

Sweating bullets while opening presents because I put my mortgage on Stitch 1+ steal and 4+ threes: