how do i not go back to work next week without quitting my job

Yup, Jesus Christ of Nazareth

waking up after a nap be like

be cringe in 2024 and every year after. each new threshold of cringe you pass through, you become more free. don’t retreat from your shame—welcome it. notice what makes you cringe. bring it close. get to know it. learn to love it. embracing your cringe is how you become yourself.

I want every coach bag that exists

nothing piss me off more than waking up & my bonnet not on my head 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Nah pls nella is a ‘YouTuber and Presenter’ pls put some respect on her name #ImACeleb

Jamie babe you’re from america not Madagascar. Why she acting like we don’t associate with Americans on a regular 😂😂😂 #ImACeleb

If Sam and Fred were cartoons this would be them rn😂😂 #ImACeleb

We know you want him to like you Sam. We know. #ImACeleb

NAHHH nick has got the short end of the fuxking stick why would you poor cockroaches when you know my mouth is open and my hands are bound. I’d acc piss my Pants. #ImACeleb

These people being violated in their house clothes? 😭😭 I would be annoyed. At least let me change into gear #ImACeleb

Okay now nella got the most tokens are we gonna acknowledge that or still call her annoying and useless… #ImACeleb

Promise you I wouldn’t do the skydiving one because when I piss myself on the instructor no one be surprised #ImACeleb

Not tony calling her ‘Britney spears sister’ 💀💀💀 what a vio #ImACeleb

Jamie lynn better not piss me off we still haven’t forgiven your crimes #ImACeleb

The way I know every single person here but this food critic. Casting tried this year #ImACeleb

Sam is actually an unbelievable person. 😭so pure #ImACeleb

Tbf Nella can’t fit her locs through the gap properly 😭😭😭 #ImACeleb

No nella actually has to do the challenges otherwise I can’t defend her 😭😭 #ImACeleb