I've been broke before, but this is a discovery.

If your religion frightens children with threats of Hell, you need a new religion.

This generation is less religious, it’s makes me proud

Kama unaweza afford 800k to buy a job you don't need a job, you need business ideas. Also you're stupid.

Nobody gives a fuck about your dignity, ukilala njaa kwako pekee hako hakuna msee hukubishia kukupea food. Let them bitches hustle

A weekend filled with substance abuse and sex would heal me

never force anyone to chat with you, if you're bored come Twitter.

Bro to bro: Trading will forever be the slowest way to get rich quick, stay patient...

next piercing: a dagger through my chest

Kama ulikuja university kusoma pekee lazima utarudi huko ushago kwenu kulima lima kwanza.... Make connections please.

Pastor preaching about heaven and hell First time VS 100th time

If we ban poor people and women from voting tunaeza maliza 50% of our problems as a country.

Relationship huwa naachia mdem mimi anipangee

King David was peeping at a naked woman, raped her and killed her husband. But that’s okay, he asked God for forgiveness.

Watu husema suicide is an act of cowards hunishtua sana. It takes a lot of courage ndio ujiweke hio kamba kwa shingo...

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When you see cockroaches in your house, it's a sign that you have food. Cockroaches are like slay queens, they hate poverty

Siezi mbao juu mpesa nimebakisha 20 bob 😂😂

Christians will never talk about how Mary was impregnated by the holy spirit at age 12

once nimenotice unaworship pastor I'll just assume unakuaga fala...