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Mike Harlow

@notmikeharlow

The Grand High Harlot. New Yorker turned Florida Man. Mostly peaceful. Nonfluencer. Bigmouth. Aspiring grifter. #WalkAway | YouTube.com/@MikeHarlow

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I watched a movie the other night where this stupid bitch is dating a serial killer… who repeatedly tells him that he is a serial killer. And the dumb bitch is like “Oh ha, that’s funny, you’re so cute, I see no red flags here at all.” Most relatable movie I’ve ever watched. 😬

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HUGELY recommend this movie Milk & Serial. Very creative found footage horror, great acting, lots of twists and turns, made on a budget of $800. It’s free to watch on YouTube. Go check it out!

HUGELY recommend this movie Milk & Serial. Very creative found footage horror, great acting, lots of twists and turns, made on a budget of $800. It’s free to watch on YouTube. Go check it out!
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Was in the car going to the grocery store and found out there’s a showing of #BeetlejuiceBeetlejuice in an hour, a day before it comes out!!! So we picked up the entire squad and are on are now spontaneously our way!!!! 😝😝😝

Was in the car going to the grocery store and found out there’s a showing of #BeetlejuiceBeetlejuice in an hour, a day before it comes out!!! So we picked up the entire squad and are on are now spontaneously our way!!!! 😝😝😝
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I’m of split mind on #BeetlejuiceBeetlejuice. My review⬇️ It was a GREAT time! I had a giant smile on my face from start to finish. Really fun viewing experience, especially in IMAX. I had low expectations, expecting a Hocus Pocus 2 type of debacle, but it was better than I

I’m of split mind on #BeetlejuiceBeetlejuice.
My review⬇️

It was a GREAT time! I had a giant smile on my face from start to finish. Really fun viewing experience, especially in IMAX. I had low expectations, expecting a Hocus Pocus 2 type of debacle, but it was better than I
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UGHHHHHHH the trivia host just went on a tangent about how the movie Sleepaway Camp is “deeply transphobic”. It’s like he pulled his pants down and took a dump in the middle of the floor. 😖