Hi Lisa and thanks for taking a break from watching TikTok dance videos to weigh in with your hot take.

I can think of few things more insulting on Memorial Day than elected members of Congress having no clue why we celebrate Memorial Day:

The superheroes on the left are not real.

The superheroes on the right are.

Take a few minutes this Memorial Day and make sure your kids know the difference.

There is currently a manhunt underway in Florida for someone who did donuts on a gay pride street mural.

Still no word on how 160,000 illegal immigrants were secretly flown into Florida during 2023 without any Republican government official in the state knowing about it.

Just so I'm clear...Joe Biden paid a surprise nighttime visit to Hunter Biden's ex-girlfried/current sister-in-law days before she's set to testify against him in a federal trial which will include pictures of Hunter smoking crack with hookers while holding an illegal firearm??

I think one of the biggest failures of society today is how we've confused what it truly means to be brave.

God bless all the men and women of the U.S. military who sacrificed their own lives to protect our freedom.

That, my friends, is truly brave.

Other than the 28 people shot in Chicago so far this weekend, the 4 girls stabbed in a Massachusetts movie theater, the guy doused with gasoline and lit on fire in a NYC subway, and the soap opera actor shot to death in downtown Los Angeles, I'd say violent crime is way down.

Incredible ending! #INDY500

On this day in 1983, President Ronald Reagan won the Indy 500 and then flew to Russia with Van Halen to tear down the Berlin Wall.

Because that's how we rolled back in the 80s, ya bunch of sissies.

My Instagram account was banned in May of 2022 and my Facebook account was banned in June of 2023.

Memorial Day Weekend reminders:
1. No one wants to see pics of your nasty feet
2. There are never any lines for the restroom at a public pool for a reason
3. People who wear masks outside are 98.6% more likely to be serial killers
4. Summer is hot, winter is cold. Don't freak out

Imagine explaining to them they were just about to walk into machine gun fire so that one day people back home could chant 'Death to America' and have their student loans forgiven by a president who was recently found mentally unfit to stand trial for corruption:

I heard Donald Trump Jr. reposted this on one of his social media accounts but I can't find where since I'm banned from most of them.

This weekend, we honor those who gave their lives to protect our country.

Yesterday, an illegal immigrant from Colombia walked right through our southern border and ordered a Lyft.

You should be more pissed off.

A brief history of how global warming destroyed Lake Mead in Nevada:

2021: 'So far so good.'

2022: 'Oh no...global warming is destroying the lake!'

2023: 'Global warming is getting worse and the lake is almost dry and will never recover!'

2024: 'Oops, never mind. All good.'

Dear everyone in the GOP,

Have you done anything to prevent criminals from grabbing handfuls of ballots and dropping them off in unsecured boxes this November or is the plan still to just cross your fingers, send strongly worded tweets, and hope it doesn't happen again?

Did anyone else notice Luke Bryan attending the President of Iran's funeral today?

We are 167 days away from the next presidential election and Georgia is still unable to verify over 300,000 votes from the last presidential election.

And now back to your regularly scheduled social media talking points.

Hi John...I'm interested to know why you **** the second one but not the first one?

Also, you may need anger management.