I mean, there’s nothing new under the sun, right?

#PreachingFromAPole

Now we wait.

It’s a real problem.

What pairs with a fine
block of Gorgonzola?
Some would say red wine;
some say Coca-Cola.

No visitors at church today.

Looks like the hedge of protection worked.

There’s only one golf tournament on this weekend.

Because no man can serve two Masters.

How dare they.

My favorite pig lost his back leg.

So I brought him to my Pentecostal butcher, and it was cured.

I forgot that AW Pink fans aren’t known for their sense of humor.

'Election is the root beer of all blessings, the spring of every mercy that the soul receives.'

Windows 11?

I’m already at Windows 98.

Baptists are better drivers than Pentecostals. We keep our hands on the wheel when a good song comes on the Christian station.

The perfect Prius bumper sticker doesn’t exis–

I miss the old days.

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One of my favorite things to do in the potluck line is stand next to the new youth pastor, hold up a plastic knife, and tell him, 'Back in the joint we called this a shiv.'

“Friend with benefits” refers to something other than coffee? Huh.

W. Somerset Your Maugham

He’ll thrust you into your purpose, to the lowest parts of this world, as it were, incarcerated till the final damnation in the day of judgment.

There's a new church plant in town called The Movement.

Must mean something different to them than it does to me.