Or 4 years trying to pass your GED exam then having your husband ruin the celebration by whipping his junk out in a bowling alley.

An obese and visibly drugged Steven Seagal struggles to put a sentence together as he's used as a Kremlin propaganda prop to legitimize Putin, likely now his only form of income after destroying his life and career.

'I'm very looking forward to it'

Wait, now the story has changed to Cricket was hunting down other animals and people AND ENJOYING IT. Cricket was a SADISTIC puppy, laughing while he tormented innocent creatures for sport. He was a SERIAL KILLER and HAD TO BE STOPPED!

BREAKING: Patient escapes asylum. Last seen in hospital gown.

lol

'Friends of the Court,' ProPublica's investigation into Supreme Court justices' beneficial relationships with billionaire donors, has been awarded the Pulitzer Prize for Public Service!

Here are the highlights from the reporting 🧵👇

The Conway/Plouffe podcast should rebrand as 'The Ratio.'

In the last few days, I’ve seen about 1776% more of Kristi Noem than necessary.

My super power is scheduling a haircut on what turns out to be the greatest hair day of the cycle.

Bonus question (20 pts): Spot the buffoon in this video

Boeing’s hitman after being told there are 10 more whistleblowers

Uhhhhhh

Not to be unprofessional but what a bunch of horseshit.

“Two more gag order violations and I get free donuts.” 🍩

How long before Trump violates his gag order again?

Ivanka and Jared are pretending they are at the Met Gala tonight. Sad!

haven't seen a ratio like this in a while

Not quite the endorsement you hope for🥴

Read the room and the Ratio, David.

Nobody wants to hear you discuss or debate anything with Kellyanne.

She coined “alternative facts,” she regularly violated the Hatch Act, she bullied reporters and she called COVID19 “King Flu.” David Plouffe