I wonder if the guy in the sleeveless T realizes that it looks like he's wearing the Puerto Rican flag.

While at the park, I ran into my neighbor across the street. We chatted while our sons played. He said he took a couple years off work to take care of the kids. My wife asked what he did, and he said 'librarian.' Suddenly a lot of the awkwardness I'd sensed in him made more sense

I was at the park earlier, and a kid rolled up on his bike, wearing a coon skin cap. I've never seen one in real life before.

Tip to make Twitter more interesting:

Imagine Morgan Freeman or George Takei reading each tweet to you.

Tip to make Twitter more fun:

Imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger or Gilbert Gottfried reading each tweet to you.

This person, who seems to think that 'hung jury' and 'acquitted' mean the same thing, is voting in November.

Imagine attending your days like this. Sending yourself by your hatred for people who disagree with you.

And remember that they're voting in November.

Finally someone has the courage to defend Polio

Did Elmo deactivate 'sense of humor' on this platform?' I'm getting hit with 'Well ackshully' from every direction today.

I have a question for anyone out there who served.

Do commandos wear underwear?

You know, I think the real reason for all this Hunter Biden stuff is that they're jealous that he was able to pull off wearing a pink scarf and tighty whities.

Stop worrying about all the crimes The Former Guy committed, and probably will commit when he loses in November. The real victim is THE NEWSPAPER INDUSTRY!

Alexa, please give me an example of the 'moving the goalposts' fallacy.

'He won a boxing match! This proves that his conspiracy theories are true!'

Acyn .Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 what was that you were saying about “signs” that God was angry again? 😂

If you have a few bucks, please help get Romana Didulo out of Richmound.

Eric the Deep State Operative I grew up in a rural Indiana town known as far away as Tennessee for its Klan activity and I completely agree with you. I encounter that word on this dumpster fire of an app more often than I did in my 1980’s era hometown.

I've been trying to lose weight for a long time. I dropped about 30 pounds, and then hit a plateau. So I talked to my doctor, and she got me a prescription for Wegovy. I'm gonna take my first dose today. My mom takes the version for diabetes, so I have an idea of what to expect.

Thanks to Elmo, I encounter the N word on here even more than I did in Grade School.

And I went to school in Chicago in the 80s.

Hey folks, I just uploaded another Short.

Joke Time #comedy youtu.be/NkxoyhecrDU?si… via YouTube