My ex-wife got my model railway in the divorce and to this day the vindictive bitch will send me video of the trains running behind schedule

Tesco's belchers butter bean biscuits

I have deduced Jobn Cena might be the nicest coolest dude on the planet, so wicked

would appear niges new favourite past time is riling up the locals via anonymous post in the grantham town facebook page 😭

My sisters buying a piercing gun from shein, what could possibly go wrong

tango ice blast x four beers

Champagne supernova see ya next year

Mia's just gone "Awwwwww" to the Ed Gein doc wtf🤣 he dug up bodies and wore people like a suit m8

have i ever said how fit Mia is

Brother I'm playing a PowerPoint presentation on bo7 why's my game shit (who wants a chall)

Second this anyone got a ps5 wont scam xxxxx

Imagine setting a calculator instead of an alarm could not be me

Just woke up a coma when’s the next FaZe fake has game?

Freak

I cannot buy a kill, I have Conrad weasel dropping 40 and I’m being a hill kitten the games gone

Conrad weasel showers at 1am nice Mase!!!

This isn’t my dad, this is a cellphone

Voice ban is up on cod

i genuinely have no desire to be rich so i can buy a rolex or a Lamborghini. i want to be rich so i can control my time and go to the gym at 3pm on a monday. sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon. so i can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients. spend on