This year I’m walking the Coca-Cola Track

An update from Norman Vine #vhsrevue

Where is the presumption of innocence these days for people “found guilty” by a so-called “jury”?

$10,000 can’t buy nearly as many drugs and prostitutes as it used to. Back in the 90s we’d get enough exclusive interviews for at least 5 shows for that. #costofliving

Only a poor businessman pays his own legal bills.

I fully support nuclear power stations in regional electorates.

Who are these government people who want to make doxxing a crime? I want names. I want addresses.

What’s next? Co-Ed workplaces?

When Basil said women’s tennis is a “reserves game” he was actually referring to the news broadcast. Sometimes he calls “the news” “a game of tennis”, especially at this time of year. I hope this clears that up. #basilzempilas

Don’t risk creating jobs by boycotting self-serve checkouts! #woolworths

Bought an Australia Day door mat and some Australia Day toilet paper from my local independent grocer today as a mark of my patriotism! Take that Wollies!

Guilty as charged!

An honour. #sagreat

What are you talking about? The entire deck is a urinal!

Vote ohohoho yeeeeeessssssssssss! #Yes23

WHAT!? Am I expected to just “check out” my groceries MYSELF?!?

Isn’t it lovely when the Herald Sun readership gets together

Oh he’s even dictating his own retirement now…

I’d like to announce I’ll be establishing a new award for premier Australian journalism to be called “The Oilies”

Sad to see what has become of Burning Man. I remember when it was actually about burning a man.