Midfielder, Plumber, Left back. sebastian briggs turns 27 today. He boasts a impressive record of 1 out of 15 corners beating the 1st man - club record. ⛳ 2nd best tradesman in the club, he is a regular contributor to On The Tools 🥈 Never more than 17 meters away from Harry

Nobody Inn Athletic sebastian briggs We couldn't be more proud, have a good one 👏

According to twitter it is our birthday today.... So we will be looking back across the years at some memorable moments in the clubs history. Butlin's 80s weekends are special, even more so when you bump into a fellow Nobod #gold #tonyhadley

#ThrowbackThursday last day of the 16/17 season. Only a win in their final game against The Nobods would see Ropsley Fc win the title Its 4-3 to Ropsley with a minute left on the refs watch when a free-kick is given on the edge of the Ropsley box. We all know what happens next..

Second friendly of pre-season took place this morning. Nobods taking an early deserved lead before falling to 3-2 loss to FC GENES Lost momentum after changes were rung at half time. Plenty of minutes under the belts for the lads. Nothing more than a fitness exercise really.

Nobods gaffa @@nicksach1 is 30 today! The Alien has managed the 1st team for almost a decade now. After a shaky start the board stuck with him & led the club to a steady flow of silverware 🏆 Fun Fact: Had full Brazzers membership/Shares a birthday with Chris Eubank. #glowstick

The first year since the 10/11 season that a Carl Jackson goal hasn’t been up for consideration...

Fabio Gramaca is getting about these days

A note to Nobods fans travelling to the square tomorrow for the firsts game against Osbournby. Kick off will be 15 minutes earlier due to the Scottish referee who wants to watch the #OldFirm Derby and make kick-off down the pub. Apologies for any inconvenience.

First game of the season saw goals goals goals for both Nobods sides today. The firsts travelled to the square and came away with a 9-2 victory and the Reserves popped six past Colsterworth. With six different scorers #nobodydoesitbetter

Wally chasing their number 9 today on flat square surface

When @AncasterFCmen hype themselves up all pre-season to predictably fall at the first hurdle when the proper football starts #nobodycantouchus #bless

Good Morning all. For all those who aren't aware Reserves fixture today against Osbournby has been cancelled and Nobods have been awarded the 3 points. An alternative training session has been arranged for the commited lads. 10am meet at the Tollemache Inn. Don't tell the Mrs.

Today we have 2 fixtures. First team are at home (caythorpe) to the Black Dog. Reserves are away at Royal Queen, both Kick offs are 10:30 as there is no old firm derby this week. 6 points please #UTN

We are back (well one team is) after a lengthy silence on Twitter we are sad to announce that our reserves team has folded. This is partly down to the wages afforded to keep our social media team alive. Ironic really #upthenobods

Absolute given

It was a pleasure to host this group of troubled individuals today. They were out celebrating one of the lads bar mitzvah but decided for some reason to wear Xmas jumpers. Strange. We hope you enjoy the rest of your day and that Morrison’s cafe have the lumpy mash you craved.

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