if you want someone to keep your secret, first keep it yourself

A hydrogen atom lost its electron.He was questioned by the police: 'Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere?'I'm positive.' replied the atom

Windows 7 Memory doesn't 'Leak', it’s 'Used', the secret why Win7 is faster http://bit.ly/9pG8xx via Geeknizer (Taranfx)

Imagine me and u, I do
I think about u day and night, it's only right
To think about the girl you love and hold her tight
So happy together

If Rajnikant had an email id, it would be : [email protected] :P

Surprise tests every day keep my placement preparations away !

I'll change the world , ................ if given the source code !

A man lost left part of the body in accident , now he's ALL-RIGHT :P

T_13 :: God is Real unless declared as integer !

check http://www.goosh.org too good site for #CommandLine & #linux lovers !

C_06 :: you don't love a woman bcoz she's beautiful, she is beautiful bcoz u love her !

C_05 :: YAAW - Yet Another$Abbreviated #Word

T_12 :: #Recession effect : 'Quit playing JOBS with my CAREER' by BackToTheStreetBoys.

T_12 :: RT : google for 'recursion' #funny # google via ~ @gauthamdl Trivikram

T_11 :: ALT+F4 ing Holidays and F5 ing college life.. anybody needs F1 ? :P

T_09 :: Ppl appear bright until they start speaking . A perfect example for light travels faster than sound.

T_10 :: Must see for any linux junta .. http://bit.ly/iB2Kj #unix #jokes

t_08 :: How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

T_07 :: Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say
'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'

t_07 :: If Hitler had used linux ,then we all would be wearing swastika's !!!! :P