Hot-swapping guards and wings that shoot 40% from deep every three minutes like a tornado that just blew threw a chainsaw factory

You: Here’s what I think UConn’s best lineup looks like and it includes a center

Me: Can I interest you in a lineup of a Diarra/Ball/McNeeley/Stewart/Karaban that scores 1.7 ppp while giving up 1.4 and it doesn’t even matter because the nets are on fire omg so many points

We owe so much to Louisville’s disappointing 2021 campaign.

Instagram official. Aidan Mahaney is a Husky.

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I am hooting and hollering.

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Blackthorne: The rest of the league needs to get its shit together. Nova is in shambles. Why doesn’t St. John’s have Cliff? They certainly tampered enough. It’s like the other coaches don’t know how to log in to the portal.

Mariko: The Anjin is proud UConn leads the Big East.

We go to Dan Hurley for comment

I don’t want to say what you do at 17 defines your life but Kevin Durant simply radiates “committed to play for Rick Barnes” energy and always has

Magical powers

Nikola Jokic is a wizard

More commonly known as “people who know how to drive”

gfs dad is smoking big meat and is listening to metal versions of Christmas songs. Turned to me and said brother that 3rd beer hits just right. Number 3 is the one. It was like speaking to god.

Walking around and softly laughing to myself over the fact that UConn is going to lose most or all of its starting lineup AGAIN and yet be favored to win another National Championship

What an interesting collection of people to start following on instagram in the last several days

UConn burger boys:

1978-Corny Thompson
1991-Donyell Marshall
1996-Rip Hamilton
1997-Khalid El-Amin
2000-Taliek Brown, Scott Hazelton
2003-Charlie Villanueva
2004-Rudy Gay
2008-Kemba Walker
2009-Alex Oriakhi
2016-Alterique Gilbert
2023-Stephon Castle       
2024 - Liam McNeeley

So like no one in Indiana has been read in on basketball strategy developments in the past 20 years huh

Fred are you mad? On the internet? Shameful stuff.

Not only is IU the easiest school to joke about but every time I do six guys who finished in the 4th quintile at Carmel High and who would be visibly excited if Jeff Rabjohns walked into the same restaurant as them tweet me pictures of Regina George. Miracle I don’t IU tweet more

I’m playing a very small violin for you