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Melissa (She/Her) ๐ŸŸง

@NiteniteMelissa

#LPN #Jersey why is there not a cup of tea in my hand no DMs means no DMs, there are four lights

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Acyn(@Acyn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Watters: Trump needs exercise. Heโ€™s usually golfing and youโ€™re going to put a man whoโ€™s almost 80 sitting in a room like this on his butt for all that time? Itโ€™s not healthy. He needs sunlight. He needs activity. Itโ€™s really cruel and unusual punishment

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DiscussingFilm(@DiscussingFilm) 's Twitter Profile Photo

First look at Russell Crowe in โ€˜THE EXORCISMโ€™

The film follows an actor who starts to mentally unravel whilst filming a supernatural horror movie.

In theaters on June 7

First look at Russell Crowe in โ€˜THE EXORCISMโ€™ The film follows an actor who starts to mentally unravel whilst filming a supernatural horror movie. In theaters on June 7
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Lisa Rubin(@lawofruby) 's Twitter Profile Photo

NEW: The jurors have been excused for the day just after David Pecker, the former chairman of American Media, home of the National Enquirer, was about to start discussing Bonnie Fuller, the former US Weekly editor who was โ€œkilling it.โ€ 1/

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Harlan Coben(@HarlanCoben) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If someone wrote a novel about a president on trial for paying off a porn star and the first witness was named 'Pecker,' you'd hand that back for a rewrite.

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Stephanie Rondeau(@StephDRondeau) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Someone said to me recently that she couldn't go away because her boyfriend couldn't handle the (2) dogs overnight.

I've heard other women say their husbands can't take the kids overnight.

Who has raised these men and why are they so incompetent?

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Evil Queen ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ(@Pureevilbich) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I think itโ€™s funny when people complain that Mission impossible takes a long time to finish. Didnโ€™t know yall were all studio executive, and program managers. Who gives a fuck? does he or does he not bring it every single fucking time

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Queen Star Cunt ๐Ÿ‘‘ Beastmaster X Nik๐Ÿฌ(@SuperHyperSpaz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Y'all better hold onto your britches because today is only Monday and I'm already looking at buying jewelry I can't afford for myself ๐Ÿ˜‚ but tomorrow is a TUESDAY ๐Ÿ’€ the WORST day ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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