Moths go to lights, rodeo contestants to go corn hole boards. It’s science, I don’t make the rules

Same

I just wanna rope some calves

Me every second of college so far

Fuck it they gonna give that money to someone this year. Why not make em write my name on those checks?

First our tv grandma with Betty White, now our tv dad with Bob Saget….Reba I swear to god you better stay healthy

I don’t care if you like my music or not, I don’t care if my songs are number one; when I die I’ll get to say I sang about the human experience & never gave a damn if I was successful or whether some tough ass posers liked it or not. These are my songs Highway Boys March 25th

I’d give my left nutt to wake up one day feeling like I got a good nights rest.

If I order a drink is because I am thirsty… so by god why can’t I have more drink than ice in my cup.

She’s a 10 but she’s mine so back up before I cut your throat

Momma we are famous

I wish I had a dollar for every time I’ve drove down 69 highway

I try to see things from some of y’all’s point of view but my head will not go that far up my ass

Hear me out… but I think I have a chance at wining this competition.

I might be alone in this but I wish Michael Snow would show who’s up, times and maybe a rerun of the calf roping… I understand we need fans AT rodeos but I don’t care to watch them dance while they rope calves….

To whoever threw a whattaburger Spicy ketchup packet into my mirror your moms a hoe

I wish I could have loaded cattle on a rail car just once in my life.

Northern Lights in Oklahoma on my way home tonight. #northernlights #okwx

y’all hoes steady talking about hair by: lashes by: bitch who tf the baby by: