Me when my parents say the wifi not working

the two worst feelings in the world are not having a job and having a job

Me: hey baba that watermelon was really good last night👍 My dad: *the next morning*

let’s get this bread

My toxic trait is being too lazy to put my AirPods back in the case after I use them (:

If you win an Olympic Gold Medal, you have earned the right to say what you like. Well done! x.com/Punters/status…

peter spag 🤝 bol 🤝

I.. :’)

'Everyone gravities to different things' — T _

Crying

spinach & oat/almond/soy milk 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 I want 10% commission

I vote tabouleh as the best salad in the line up

Throwback!

Teacher: “Discuss your answers with the person next to you” Me and the person next to me:

The 2006 Australian Opals World Championship gold medal team will be inducted into the prestigious Australian Basketball Hall of Fame. The first team to be ever be inducted! To say that it was well received at their reunion in Sydney today is an understatement! 👏👏👏👏

App State 🤜🤛 Drizzy