It’s time for the Trump administrations bimonthly pump and dump!

I’ve always found the idea of a death row last meal weird. “What do you want with your last meal” “I don’t know. What goes with your entire life flashing before your eyes in a spiral a of abject terror and deep sobbing?”

Staring a podcast. Just me reading a zip recruiter ad for 137 minutes.

1 in 96.

I mean. It was a N@z! Salute though… #ElonMusk #doge #trump #ElonMuskNews

Probably should stop burning Teslas if you want to be taken seriously. #TeslaTerrorism #Tesla #ElonMusk

Meet more people.

This is some top notch fan fiction.

“Never make fun of someone for mispronouncing a word. It means they learned it from reading.” *someone says expresso* “Okay. It’s not a hard and fast rule.”

The entire western world: Trump is erratic. We are going to have to be very weary of the U.S as an ally and trading partner going forward. 17% Of the American Population: EvEryOnE hAs SoMe KiNd Of DeRaNgEmEnT sYnDrOme!

Too many people get their news from memes and it shows.

Oh good. Another man who has never held a chainsaw using it as prop.

This is like one of those “my kid said the most amazing, brilliant, spiritually aware” tweets. This did not happen.

Pro tip: only buy honey in the shape of a bear.

Canadians: finally. An election that matters!

If Greenland wants to protect themselves against American invasion they should kidnap JD Vance. And let the U.S know, in no uncertain terms, that if they invade, they will have to take him back.

Weed helped.

When you think about it, Jesus had ONE bad day.

The entire federal NDP party can fit in an Uber XL.