Oh My God! We met The Femi God Femi #FinalSay #bolloxtobrexit #PeoplesVoteMarch

The @jlandpartners Christmas commercial looks very familiar to me. I think Brett and Jemaine Clement did a better job. #johnlewischristmasadvert #JohnLewisXmasAd #ExcitableEdgar youtu.be/gZA-m6u29rI

This week’s #DoctorWho is basically set at Centerpark

If Octopus keels over with a massive heart attack - Classic Alan Dale character #maskedsingeruk

Daisy - Suzi Quattro? Arnold’s cafe? #MaskedSinger

Is it everything or some things?

Which is better? Catch Coronavirus before the NHS is overwhelmed with cases and can’t cope, or wait until they know more about it and potentially know how best to treat it, but don’t have time or personnel to do anything? Asking for a friend, obviously. #COVID19 #coronavirus

Hello Do you earn a living in #sport or #creativeindustries? Is your work affected by #CoronaOutbreak? Would you be happy to share your concerns with me so I can make a dossier to give to govt who I think don’t understand precarious nature of #selfemployment Please share.

I hope Johnson allows Hancock into the CoronaVirus Press Conference today

Idea for a programme - R Y L A N sends looters into a department store to steal as much value as possible and sell it on a housing estate and Gumtree. If you’re at the window It’s time to go smash It’s time to go looting And sell it for cash Lootermarket Sweep coming soon!

You know all those times you asked a creative to work for exposure? You’ve probably ruined their chances of surviving the CoronaVirus lockdown. Exposure didn’t pay the bills then and it certainly isn’t helping them now. After this, PAY CREATIVES PROPERLY! #COVID19 #freelancers

Are locksmiths classed as key workers?

A celebrity ruining their career:

Andy Adams Freezing!

Jeez it’s sweltering today. What I wouldn’t give to be Prince Andrew

Saw an old family friend today. Lovely day. She reminded me of when I was little I came back from a trip to #londonzoo upset because I didn’t get to see any #Wombles #womblesofwimbledon

A very, very good friend and one of my favourite people, Guido, has created this. Go and take a look. I think he’s good enough for the WebFest line-up. youtu.be/zhH-0nl4J7M