It’s so confusing…

How can it cost over £80bn to build a 163-mile railway track between London and Manchester? Are they using solid platinum tracks connected by diamond-encrusted 24-carat gold sleepers or is there a drink in it for rip-off merchant subcontractors?

HS2 bought a house owned by Stanley Johnson - Boris's dad - for £150,000 over the asking price. Then people wonder why the project has seen cost over-runs.

Great scenes right in front of us as England beat Germany 3-2. #bhafc star Jack Hinshelwood’s dad, #ycfc boss Adam, is loving it. What a performance #U21EURO The Sun Football ⚽

We don't need Margaret Thatcher on our notes, the reminders of her legacy are everywhere. Your outrageous Water bills and water filled with sewage, Thatcher did that Your ripoff Energy bills, Thatcher did that Social Housing doesn't exist so rents are insane, Thatcher did that

Tory Laura Kuenssberg has now used the word “shambles” five times in the first five minutes of the show when referring to the Labour government. If only she had held the Tory party to account for 14 years. #bbclaurak

Switched on to see 'Toryphile' Laura Kuenssberg back at the helm. Realise just what a great job Victoria Derbyshire did last week. BBC need to get rid of LK and replace with Derbyshire or similar. Please reteet or like if you agree.#BBCLauraK

Dear BBC News (UK) Please replace Laura Kuenssberg with Victoria Derbyshire immediately. Kind regards The British viewers #bbclaurak

Guess what Beth Rigby, Sam Coates, Chris Mason, Henry Zeffman and Robert Peston all have in common...? Not one has tweeted anything on James McMurdoch resigning the whip over fraud allegations. But some had time to tweet about an imaginary Corbyn party's impact on The Labour Party...

She should already be there.

Art of the deal 🤔😏…

How nice to see that Crystal Palace have included a tribute to their greatest rivals on the sleeves of their new shirts. BHAFC Crystal Palace F.C.

This man sows hate, lies and division. He is a grifter and a conman. He does not represent the vast majority of Britons. RT if you agree #FarageRiots

And suddenly the world is less smart, less insighful, and less funny. RIP Tom Lehrer

definitely

Crystal Palace F.C.

🚨 Carlos Baleba DRAGGED into Brighton training after fall out argument over low wages. The video footage shows notable distress and no interest to play for Brighton to force a move to Manchester United. He will not stop until Brighton lower their fee!

Nobody is trying to take away your flag, or your fried breakfast. But the people telling you this do want to lower your wages, take away your work rights, make you work till your 70+ and privatise your NHS. It’s business for them, & they are using your anger to maximise profits

Blimey, the BBC finally giving Richard Tice of Reform a tough time on the Today programme. Well played Nick Robinson!

Whatever they’re paying the head of marketing for Paddy Power simply isn’t enough 🤣🤣🤣