i sexually identify as a jake pauler

How did you guys come up with your alias? I made mine because my lucky number is 13. When I think of the number, I think of bad luck. Black cats are normally what symbolizes bad luck, so I tried to come up with a cat type name and that’s how Mew came to be. Pokémon is dope too.

My dog just suped me.

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare was released 12 years ago today. 🎂 Which mission remains your favorite?

Life can be terrible but, try your best. I believe in you

y’all really blowing smoke into your 500 dollar console?

We spend our lives gathering guests for our funeral

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LMAO - Post Malone has a bright future as a Twitch streamer

When you really gotta piss but you can’t piss so you piss

So I came home to a surprise