Since the removal of the campus mask mandate, students have found their mysterious lecture hall crushes are only sexy with their masks on. UCSB Nexustentialism dailynexus.com/2022-03-31/is-…

Hello. I am an econ major. Right now, you are nothing. We can change that, though. UCSB Nexustentialism dailynexus.com/2022-03-31/104…

As the hashtags #GauchosWithoutRights and #CALPIRGThisDick soar to new heights on Twitter’s Trending page, CALPIRG held a press conference to address their annoying and invasive ploy to get signatures. UCSB Nexustentialism dailynexus.com/2022-03-31/stu…

Wish you could come, girl! I’d fit you in my suitcase if I could! I mean, it’s big enough, but TSA would probably arrest me!!!! UCSB Nexustentialism dailynexus.com/2022-03-31/pov…

Here are six ways that Yang is truly pushin P. UCSB Nexustentialism dailynexus.com/2022-04-04/6-w…

It’s begun. One of UCSB’s most loathed rites of passage: the yearly victimization of a new generation of UCSB students by CALPIRG recruiters. UCSB Nexustentialism dailynexus.com/2022-04-05/cal…

suck my dick and nuts *as a student

Someone in the music building is like “y’all smell gas?” every damn week and people keep falling for it

Third-year Willow Hart spilled her Guayakí Enlighten Mint Yerba Mate in her backpack but feels relieved it was this liquid because it preserves her aesthetic. UCSB Nexustentialism dailynexus.com/2022-04-27/qui…

Me looking at niche IV twitter personalities canceling each other for no apparent reason

the corner sto :)

she’s a 10 but she walks on the bike path

he’s a 6 but he always asks you what you want from the arbor

he’s a 9 but he interrupts every lecture with long-winded useless questions

While all students will be celebrated this weekend, top students who earned grade-point averages above the eighth percentile will finish their studies with a unique distinction. UCSB Nexustentialism dailynexus.com/2022-06-16/ucs…

If I were lucky enough to lead a tour, this is what I’d say: UCSB Nexustentialism dailynexus.com/2022-06-24/top…

why are you, as an adult, living on camino del sur. grow up

someone said it looks like a norwegian prison

Breaking: Andrew Tate has been banned from the Playa Life IV Rent Portal

It’s the first day of class. You’re going to your first class, ever, perhaps. It’s hot outside. You’re walking — no, you’re busting your ass to get to class before the clock hits 8 a.m. UCSB Nexustentialism dailynexus.com/2022-09-01/fiv…