It’s a great day to have a great day

From the windowwwwwwwww, TO THE WALZ

Stephen Glass probably would have won a Pulitzer with ChatGPT. Michael Socolow

Riding high on the invigorating rush of visiting my hometown grocery store and not seeing anybody I know

A group of elementary school kids waiting for the bus gave me the honk signal as I drove by, so I lit it up like the 4th of July and they celebrated like they just won a Super Bowl. Absolutely electric vibes to start the day.

I always get a pit in my stomach when I see the name of a high school I should have never heard of trending

Today marks the historic convergence of National Cheese Pizza Day AND the NFL season kickoff, it's a once-in-a-lifetime anomaly... ...it's...

Patriots Super Bowl now a mortal lock

Why is Amazon using video of Aaron Rodgers in a Packers uniform?

Drake Maye, please

Stuck in a rut? Try this little life hack, order some crab rangoons and listen to the Chappell Roan album

There aren’t a lot of problems a good crab rangoon can’t fix

Drink every time you hear “fundamental”

Division has become too profitable in this country

“Did he (Donald Trump) lose the 2020 election” Vance: Are pancakes not delicious? I would like democrats and republicans to talk maple syrup. Is artificial maple syrup acceptable?

Nobody changed their mind after this vice presidential debate. Maybe that’s the sign of a good vice presidential debate? Both candidates held their lines. Both fumbled. Both had their moments. This is your least sexy and least biased debate review of the night.

Longshoremen reached an agreement. You can stop hoarding toilet paper now, weirdos.

White Mountain Foliage Report = Fruity Pebbles

Tampa Bay hasn’t been directly hit by a major hurricane with winds in excess of 111 mph since 1921. Then, there were about 65,000 people living in the area. Now, it is home to 3+ million. Milton will be nothing short of catastrophic.