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Parody of activist 9News Denver. Killing it to get you fake news you crave! Daily coverage most weekdays: MORNING NOTE™ 7:30 AM, IN JARED'S COLORADO™ 11:30 AM

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“So if we ban guns, we still get to keep them, right?” asked one Socialist lawmaker to another Socialist this afternoon.

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Jenny can be forgiven for accidentally referencing unelected, appointed Democrat Reps @_Timhernandez and Lorena Garcia, who were selected by the far-left socialist cabal that is the Colorado Democrat Central Cmte Colorado Dems

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We applaud the use of non sequiturs to connect two unrelated things into one ideological statement.

THATS HOW WE COLORADO!

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“Socialist is what socialists do. Capitalists and freedom lovers don’t ban guns,” said the 9MM NEWS political analyst.

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'That nervously smiling scoffing face comes from a Marxist who gained his position from appointment and not being elected by his constituents. The day of reckoning is coming,' said the 9MM NEWS political analyst.

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We asked Reps Elisabeth Epps TIM HERNÁNDEZ Rep. Javier Mabrey Rep. Steven Woodrow and Lorena Garcia if they considered themselves the tyrants the Founders warned us about when they ratified the Second Amendment, or is the resemblance merely coincidental?

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Spox for the Denver chapter of the Democrat Socialists of America said, 'It's true that every Communist state has failed, but its because they didn't have the right guy. We have found the 'right guy' in Rep. Woodrow Rep. Steven Woodrow.'

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'There is no time limit on our Constitutional rights, which are natural rights, not those granted by a government,' said the memory of white, slave-owning man who set the table for extending equal rights to all citizens.

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'Americans don't want a blanket ban on guns. The only people calling for gun bans are Socialists and Progressives who ideologically elevate the state over the citizen. Rep. Steven Woodrow is a proud Socialist,' said Spox for Denver Denver🌹DSA.

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Apparently, Socialist Rep. Woodrow Rep. Steven Woodrow doesn't like being called a 'Socialist,' so we asked him to provide examples of center-left or center-right leaders advocating gun bans.

[crickets]

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We attempted to reach Arthur Laffer for comment on how he tried to help Schutz-Polis bamboozle the voters with a tiny, temporary tax increase in exchange for eliminating TABOR tax limits.

He was in a meeting.

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Savvy viewers will note that we did not cover this story, it took a UK-based media outlet to do it. Democrats, do not blame us for this international story leaking through into the Colorado market.

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IN JARED'S COLORADO™ Gobrenador Jared Schutz-Polis Jared Polis @govofco said, 'If there is one thing that you take away from today, let it be my optimism for...saving people money, improving affordability...'

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IN JARED'S COLORADO™ Gobrenador Jared Schutz-Polis @jaredpolis @govofco said, 'If there is one thing that you take away from today, let it be my optimism for...saving people money, improving affordability...' dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1… #copolitics #cogov #9News #HeyNext
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Spox for the University of Colorado said, 'We are reducing the cost of higher education by not hiring a 12th non-teaching member of our DEI department. If we had just one more, we could achieve intersectional utopia, however.'

Spox for the University of Colorado said, 'We are reducing the cost of higher education by not hiring a 12th non-teaching member of our DEI department. If we had just one more, we could achieve intersectional utopia, however.' #copolitics #coleg #9News #HeyNext
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