Granddaughter of Ser Gregory Peck, former child star Hilary Dove is determined to not be pigeonholed as a wild child. Hounded by pawparazzi since she was a chick, she is molting her past & reinventing herself as a pillar of Gutter City + our newest cast member! #GutterCatGang

🚨 Casting Announcement 🚨 Hatched from a golden egg, Dame Judi Plume is newly single and ready to trade up to a pigeon worthy of her platinum status, but if she finds a young, hot pecker along the way, that’s coo. Follow her eggs-ploits as our final cast member! #GutterCatGang

📰EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!📰 🚨Issue #2 of the Gutterville Gazette is now being airdropped by Gutter Carrier Pigeons🚨 🏀 Gutter Basketball Association | GBA season preview 📺 Real Nestwives of Gutter City drama 🍔Tragedy at @McGutterCorpo and John Carl 👼's ensuing board takeover ENJOY! #GutterCatGang

🚨 Open Casting Cawwl 🚨 You can't perch with us. Or can you? The OG Nestwives are looking for some colorful characters to drop in and hang with the flock this season. To be considered: 1) Follow Real Nestwives of Gutter City 2) Reply or RT w/ your pic and one-line bio All species welcome

UPDATE: Per the recommendation of the chief scientist of Gutter City, Dr. Anthony Fowlci, the entire cast of Nestwives will be receiving their COOVID booster shots today.

LAST NIGHT: Prim van der Beak sets the pawparazzi atwitter on the red carpet of Heidi Plume's annual star-studded #Gutterween party, in an original lewk from an upcoming Gutterboi X Gutter Cat Gang collection.

Gutter is about to get real spooky 🎃

ENTERTAINMENT NEWS: Diamond-beaked Prim van der Beak looks absolutely coorgeous in her original look, custom tailfeathered by the ever-popular Gutterboi at Heidi Plume's annual #GutterCatGang #gutterween party. What other gutter stars did you see in attendance?

BREAKING: Cheryl Swoops checks herself into Electrolytes Anonymous (EA) rehab center after park ranger pulls a naked Swoops out of local birdbath after a weekend @gutterade binge. All thoughts and prayers left as comments will be parroted back to Cheryl.

UPDATE: Fans flock to rehab center hoping for a birds-eye view of Cheryl Swoops. Only family/friends w/ seed phrase can get past security to her pvt wing. A @gutterade blimp flies overhead, hawking their product. Dr. Catz to hold press conference shortly.

Dr. Eugene Catz releases statement: "Ms. Swoops had so much @gutterade in her system, her pupils were fluorescent orange and her blood pressure was 120 over Tang. We expect it'll be a couple more weeks until she is thirsty again. Drink responsibly, kids."

All press is good press.

SPOTTED: Hilary Dove backstage at last night's Swan Bon Jovi concert in Gutter City, fueling rumors that love is in the air for these two.

APB: Emergency All-Pigeons Bulletin. With only 1 day remaining in her Electrolytes Anonymous program, Cheryl Swoops goes missing from rehab. Window in her private wing found ajar. No sign of struggle. Leave all tips as comments please. #thoughtsandprayers

UPDATE: Tips have been flying in re: the disappearance of Cheryl Swoops. We're following the breadcrumbs. One Gutter shop-owner shared this security cam footage of a dog wearing Cheryl's ETH necklace. Does anybody know who this dog is?

In an act of superfluousness, the Nestwives (minus Cheryl, who is still missing) flaunt their status by boarding a private jet for #MiamiArtWeek, while other Gutter pigeons fly themselves. Beaks were sealed when Gutterville News reporter asked about Cheryl.

MIA: Shocking the Art Basel community, Cheryl Swoops comes out of hiding and reveals herself as the notoriously elusive pop artist, Fly Aweiwei, debuting her collection at #MiamiArtWeek. She will soon tell her story in an exclusive sit-down w/ Roller Goldfinch of Gutterville News

Fly Aweiwei, the recluse experimental artist and alter-ego of @Nestwives star Cheryl Swoops, debuts her "7 Days in Flight" NFT collection on OpenSea. She will speak out about her process in a forthcoming exclusive w/ Gutterville News opensea.io/collection/fly…

Real Nestwives of Gutter City Gutter Cat Gang Gutterville News Wow. She continues to impress me. I guess in some way we’re all for sale.

*Swoon