Chimpanzee proving they have insane memory skills

I want to share the funniest thing I've seen today with you all so you, too, can feel the effects of brain damage

I get it

Thanks to @hoopoe_is_here and her raksha bandhan tweet, I have come to realise that my father taking care of his mother-in-law is definitely not the norm in India. Neither is sharing your parents' property with your sisters, apparently. Fucked country.

Challenging anyone in #Mumbai to show me where I can get sheek rolls to rival Bangalore's fare.

I wish I was financially literate enough to understand how exactly India managed to avert the kind of financial disasters befalling our neighbouring countries.

Goddamn perfect analysis. I think this is what was really at the heart of what was annoying me about this whole thing. My mother - bless her soul - is just like this - trapped in the need to be a martyr while simultaneously desiring freedom that she won't just *take*

Well if these so-called scientists spent more time watching Godzilla they'd be working to prove Hollow Earth theory by now

SCOOP: Insiders reveal #Lolapalooza is currently in talks with Kendrick Lamar to headline the festival’s first edition in India. #BTS rumours are unverified and likely false. Watch this space for more.

Made me think of 'Goodbye Earl' by The Dixie Chicks

Oh. My. God. Meme Boys features in this list! What a fantastic recognition of what Meme Boys truly stood for. Most excellent Madurai Fellow Neil Balthazar !!

Hope things go in their favour there and, more importantly, hope that it strengthens the SWA's position going forward. We need change here too.

If you're reading this, it means I wasted one of the 600 tweets you can read per day