Single guys tukifika kejani ni kuskiza tu ngoma ama movie, unanyamaza utaongea kesho ukitoka.

With Manchester City winning against Spurs to go top of the table, here is how the Premier League title will be decided on The Final Day!

Buy a car with sunroof.

Mary to her friend group:

Haaland: You scared us in the 1st half.

Romero: That was to give Arsenal fans hope. It hurts more when you have hope.

Arsenal fans watching Tottenham vs Man City

+9..

Wengi watavunja matv… 0-1

Wamama wametoka kwa nyumba!

After 3 sneezes, I'm not blessing you anymore.

You need antihistamines, not blessings.

James 🆚 Nkunku.

Who came out on top…? 👀

I don’t remember car dealers saying they won’t sell to women

This dress fits well doesn’t it? 🥰🤍

1. Invent a problem
2. Be shocked that the problem you invented is a problem
3. Go to the implementers of the problem you invented and pretend to sweet talk them to change the problem
4. Look like the hero while never addressing the 100 other problems you invented
5. Lecture us

EPRA has slashed fuel prices in Kenya today.

Petrol is down Sh1 to Sh192
Diesel is down Sh1.20 to Sh178.8
Kerosene is down Sh1.30 to Sh179.7

The first ever player to score 10+ tries in four separate #SuperRugbyPacific seasons.

Sevu Reece is a helluva player!

Hi BEATRICE ELACHI. I have the same questions as outlined most succinctly by Micere. I’d also like to express alarm at KRA attempting to exempt themselves from the abiding by the Data Protection Act.
We’re buckling under the weight of punitive taxation. How will you protect us?

😂😂😂😂😂 ivi ndio watu wa Forex hufanyia mtu

Kama Linturi alipenya, then there’s so much hope for your as a corrupt person in Kenya. There’s no limit!

Anyway, I want you to see my point of view of this whole circus. As a retired ardent Ruto supporter, I wanna show you what this guy has achieved in the last 2 years.

Allow me, please.

A thread.