Thousands of veterans showed up in D.C. this week. Chairman Mike Bost? (Rep. Mike Bost) Zero appearances. Zero explanations. The Chairman of the House Veterans’ Affairs Committee skipped all three major hearings. Where exactly are his priorities?

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time!”

To be honest, I would be kinda disappointed if a former Green Beret DIDN’T manage to slip his ankle monitor and successfully evade capture for several months.

Therapist doesn’t care for the term, “shrink,” insists I call him Captain Closure.

The First Lady’s maiden name is Melanija Knavs and the Second lady’s is Usha Bala Chilukuri.

HE REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE SATANS BUTT PLUG 😬

Dear White Nationalists. Not to be racist or anything, but shouldn't your spokespeople be white? Seems sensible, with the whole great replacement, white oppression, DEI & all. 🤷

The Intellectualist "So he had to rape a few juveniles to gain his trust"

An octopus slinks into a dark room with a gun in each arm. He hears a soft chuckle coming from the corner. “You’re one short, my friend,” says the cat as he steps into view.

Is he dead yet? I've been down, deep Texas; Mississippi state Hoping things might go my way For every hard earned dollar I make There stands a white man just to take it away Some might say I talk loud, see if I care Unlike them, don't walk away from my fear

The Grateful Poohs Work in progress, but thought this looked cool 😎

Catturd ™ About that.

TD Monica Verma We can play both roles of this BS. So damn annoying asking these ridiculous questions. Clearly, they… are in on the grifting along with racist, Loony Loomer.

TD Christopher Wipper Now that's funny !!! 🤣🤣🤣

TD FreakySquid3 Christopher Wipper

TD FreakySquid3 Christopher Wipper

TD Patrick Howley Oh damn

TD Christopher Wipper

TD Christopher Wipper I read penguin in Benedict Cumberbatch’s voice and it really adds to the joke