When you're talking about the greatest American track and field athletes of all time, I'm coming at you with Lamar Latrell.

Eatinerni It’s more of a stew, but gumbo cures absolutely everything. Even AIDS.

*The Pittsburgh Steelers calling Mike Tomlin into a meeting to fire him* Mike Tomlin quitting:

With Richard Pryor on the mound and John Candy calling the game, you aren’t going to need the fucking bullpen.

The White House Go fuck yourself

I like to think ICE agents mean well but the problem is in their execution

The Houston Texans defense trying to carry CJ Stroud to a Playoff victory

CJ Stroud against the Patriots

When Limp Bizkit said “Everything is fucked, everybody sucks” They were so real for that

Since I did not recieve a "#1 Dad" mug over Christmas, I have decided that being a good father is no longer my priority.

trump: "The US is respected again." Meanwhile:

Let’s see if they fully commit to the bit and get shot in the face by a cop

Stephon Diggs not having a great game so far but on the upside he has gone almost an entire quarter without strangling a woman.

The opening of “Melania” seems to be going well.

Just heard a Taco Bell employee say “we don’t have that anymore.” Respectfully, yes you do. It’s the same 3 ingredients in everything. You possess the means to make everything ever served in this establishment.

happy black history month

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Instead of Bad Bunny, America needs Bad Blanche on tonight’s stage -#SuperBowlLX #BadBlanche

I only speak English so I had trouble understanding the halftime show. What does “Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy” mean?