My toddlers after a 5-min walk without snack and a sippy cup.

Hey Armenians, you guys want jobs too, you've got to up the killing. nationalreview.com/news/northwest…

Northwestern is trying to placate protestors by offering free scholarships to Palestinians and jobs for Palestinian faculty.

Where should I apply?

Can we please get an airdrop at Columbia university? We need 900 Acai Bowls, 1300 Impossible Burgers on gluten free bread with sugar free vegan ketchup and 3000 bottles of pH 9.0 electrolyte water. This is urgent UNRWA

Describe this L in 3 words or less.

Banners hang outside Hamilton Hall:

STUDENT INTIFADA

LIBERATION EDUCATION

When pro-Hamas protestors glue themselves to park benches, the correct response is to do nothing. 'You're an adult. You've made your decision. Good luck.'

I’m sorry, this is one of the funniest headlines/subheadlines I’ve ever seen.

Clown World ™ 🤡 Annoyed af that Clown World stole mine and Hamish Mitchell work. We demand reparations

Emily Zanotti 🦝 Here’s the abstract of her dissertation. We are all paying her student loans thanks to Joe Biden.

Also, we *had* the largest passenger rail network in the world. Then we invented airplanes and could go from one end of the country to the other in 5 hours instead of 3 days.

Jesus T. D. Christ, what is it with commies and trains?

Oh… and the ones the Biden admin doesn’t let in don’t worry. I’m sure Kushner, Lindsey Graham and McConnell will get President Trump to approve H-1B visas for the rest of them.

UPDATE: 5 Florida State University University students arrested on Landis Green for setting up 3 tents after university officials said no.

Shoutout to FSU PD and the University Administration for preventing any sort of “encampment”.

#FloridaState #FSU #Tallahassee

Chuck Schumer This is what you taught them. Your whole party taught these entitled kids to go out in the world and create utter chaos. This is on you.

Because house republicans are such garbage they just keep giving Biden whatever he wants. We are governed by idiots from both parties who hate us.

Nothing in life is as it seems

Write Girl Problems Jordan Schachtel @ dossier.today It is indeed.

The other woman is named Maryam Alwan.

She is a leader with Students for Justice in Palestine (SJP), the Hamas adjacent student group that has organized the nationwide disruptions on college campuses.

She has called on students to 'globalize the intifada,' and advocates for the

Me every time I see a Damin Toell face swap.