She's a 10, but she's a 14, an 8, and a 12. She just wants to be able to buy pants online, but clothing sizes for women are bullshit.

Mood

At the moment, the UK feels like when Scar and his mates took over the Pridelands in The Lion King

boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i make babybel cheese wax crab on company time

Had a good time today at Musical Con! We organised a Les Mis group photo with everyone we could find and a Javert bully circle #lesmisgroupshot #MusicalCon

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….DRESSED, ye Merry Gentlemen, let nothing you dismay! For it is Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day. It’s Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day… It is Chri-hi-hi-hi-hissy-mas day, Chrissymas Day; it is Chri-i-i-i-i-i-istmas Day!

I love saying hello to my cat. Any time of day, even if she’s been sleeping next to me for hours, when she pokes her little head up to see me and I say ‘hello’ and boom! Seratonin, oxytocin, and dopamine hit all in one.

It’s hard to believe my play “The Waiting Room” was on stage four years ago today at Stockwell Playhouse in the One Act Play Festival. Thanks again to a great cast including Alex Bartram @AliceMcCracke10 Alexander Kiffin Natasha Lanceley and Gil Sutherland Images by Steve Jaipaul.

To the man in the restaurant who returned from the toilet and loudly announced to his date “call me Oppenheimer cause I just dropped a bomb” I love your confidence and lack of any shame.

Not sure whether the hysterical laughter I hear in my head when reading this is loudest from Douglas or Herc….

It’s Friday the 13th (in October) which means you have to give all black cats an extra treat and a little smooch on their head

Thank Akta Photography for a brilliant shoot today! Most comfortable I’ve felt in front of the camera for a long time - highly recommend these guys if you’re looking for new headshots! Looking forward to seeing the shots #actor #headshots

Alexander the Great

Rest in Peace Bernard Hill - the man responsible for 𝗧𝗛𝗘 most iconic scene in cinematic history. A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now, ride to Gondor!