I need more of those hoodies. One isn't enough.

We need more rooms for the Normandy.

@LewdTali Share? But don't you stay at the engineering deck? I don't think anyone would want that.

@LewdTali Y'know, I could upgrade it for you. You just need to pay me extra credit.

@LewdTali /That!/...is right. But at least you've got a place here at the Normandy though.

@LewdTali There's Garrus, he's considered as something, right?

@LewdTali Are you sure, Tali?

{What if the Crucible was actually just a huge bong for the Protheans?}

@DatBadassTurian Night club? Did you forget why we are here in the first place?

Mordin, sing us a song!

I blame the Asari for picking this Prothean up.

Commander Shepard

@DatBadassTurian But we have a lounge thing with a mini bar.. That's like...enough for all of us. Especially Tali.

@DatBadassTurian And by 'certain people', you mean you, Vakarian?

I'm naturally good with animals. *Lost space hamster once*

Does EDI consider Legion as a friend?

Such music from Dr. Solus.

@DatBadassTurian Tell me. Then I'm gonna have a little talk with that certain someone.

Must. Kill. The. Reapurs. Hnnngh. Just kidding, you're all dismissed.

//I should probably revive this account.