A taxonomy on both your variations said a dying naturalist who didn't believe in love. Living, giant, single-celled organisms that constitute entire universes unto them only child selves will say otherwise, but that is because they never indirectly died by star crossed fusion.

birds in my yard at war, like humans.
worms just chillin, respect unto thee my slimy friends

*playing a fun mobile game

Fuck this fucking game

I don’t know what’s worse, getting up in front of family and friends to do Pop’s eulogy tomorrow or having to picture my family and friends naked.

[Public address system announcement]

'MY NEIGHBOURS BOUGHT SOME WIND CHIMES SO I PURCHASED THIS PUBLIC ADDRESS SYSTEM'

My 1st Magnolia Pearl Collection box arrived! Now I have a week to model pants/vests/dress/tops and jacket that I could never afford

Washed a load of clothes without checking pockets because I refuse to learn.

Yes, they are real and they’re stupid looking.

But was it a sloooow painful death?

OJ Simpson died. They said it was cancer but they're hoping an autopsy will find the real killer

A momentary lapse in stupidity, let the stupidity resume!

I love the smell of silence.

Left Mother alone 4 days and she managed to slice up her shin :/

I shake my fist in anger and yell “BEACH BALLS DON’T BELONG IN THE WOODS- DAMN YOU WIND”

I have this really hot fantasy about leaving the workforce, I get semi-retired just thinking about it

In just a few short weeks the leaves will emerge to hide me from my neighbors.

Madness and sadness and mostly badness.

I don’t understand the message of Row Row Row Your Boat

…Life is a butt dream??

A refreshing beverage for the coming summer…

So what if I start a diet forty seven times a year that’s at least forty seven good days