@LestradeGL Underhanded compliments do not a politician make.

@LestradeGL I sincerely doubt that.

And then there's this sudden influx of followers admiring my physical attributes...

@LestradeGL Of course not. I'm not idiotic enough to have any photos worth leaking to begin with.

@LestradeGL No. Don't think I don't know you're only trying to get a rise out of me by asking that.

@LestradeGL Hmm...

@LestradeGL Do you read all of what people tweet at me or are you just interested in those particular ones?

@LestradeGL You did start this game. It's too easy to get a rise out of you.

@LestradeGL We do indeed. But at least I waste significantly less of your time and energy.

@LestradeGL Usually? I don't recall a time it ever happened.

@LestradeGL Ah, a detective with a sense of humor. What a novel idea.

@LestradeGL I've been reliably informed on several occasions that I'm always depressing and pessimistic. Pity about your case though.

@LestradeGL Oh dear, I've been caught.

Someone has left a goldfish in a bag on my desk while I was out... I suspect Sherlock Holmes has something to do with this.

Still, it's not the strangest security breach I've ever been witness to.

@LestradeGL It's the newest in a line of jokes Sherlock Holmes uses to mock me.

@LestradeGL Perhaps Sherlock Holmes should answer that question.

Here I was, enjoying an afternoon without a barrage of panicked phone calls. How silly of me to expect the peace to continue.

Good god, I don't tweet for half a year and despite that several thousand more of you have accumulated.

It must be my brother's doing.