It’s time to get spooky. Watch #31NightsOfHalloween October 1-31 on Freeform. x.com/31Nights/statu…

I feel like I’m watching a Facebook comment feed in real time

if you’re missing the debate, you can recreate it on your own by putting a fork and a fistful of rocks in the garbage disposal

Look everybody. This debate is as bad as you think. The president’s performance is designed to promote cynicism and despair. Don’t succumb to it. If you’re watching, translate whatever emotion you’re feeling to action and organize like your life depends on it.

Joe Biden spent the final moments of the debate urging Americans to vote. Donald Trump spent the final moments of the debate trying to suppress and discount those votes. Vote like our democracy depends on it—because it does.

“Number one: Donald Trump refused to condemn white supremacy. Number two: The president of the United States refused to condemn white supremacy. Number three: The commander in chief refused to condemn white supremacy on the global stage.” —Van Jones #Debates2020

Rachel Maddow Didn't Mueller already try that?

I wonder how KidsBop is going to cover WAP? 🤔

Pence thinks he can just rewrite history. Recent history. Wtf. #Debates2020

I’m crying with relief. Thank you PA.

We need more shows with home decor/organization ideas for small homes with low budgets. I LOVE shows like The Home Edit and Dream Home Makeover, but I’m poor and can’t relate to them very well. A girl can dream though. 😂😍 #interiordesignforbrokepeople

Need.

I miss when Burger King did promotional glasses.

I know I’m supposed to be the adult here, but sometimes all you can do is get in an argument with your toddler about who’s “a butt!” 😂 I’m not above the occasional “no you are.”

Thanks Saturday Night Live, I feel so called out right now. Why is this so true. 😆 Zillow - SNL youtu.be/yEfsaXDX0UQ Zillow #howiknowimold #givemethoselistings

I seriously regret not buying all the Monster High dolls in my 20s. I always saw them and figured I’d buy them when I had a daughter. Well, my 3 year old is into dolls now and MATTEL doesn’t even make them anymore. 😭

I can’t stop watching #Hamilton. Also I love that my 4 year old constantly asks everyone she talks to if they’ve seen it yet. Then proceeds to tell them how much she loves it. Her favorite parts are the King, and when Eliza burns the letter. And “All the fongs!” 😂😍

when taylor swift wrote “the great war” she was actually preparing us for the Battle of Ticketmaster. her mind!

ticketmaster better waive all the fees because there’s no reason why we should pay for services that don’t work