.MERRY CHRISTMAS is always so happy to see me.

I THINK I MIGHT TRY REEEEEEEALY HIGH HEELS. x.com/steinfcldhaile…

Use US. Duh. x.com/hologrcms/stat…

I would kill and die for my wife within a beat of the heart.

Aaaaand ladies and gentlemen, we are back for another round of the game 'Murdered or having sex'. The challenge of today: x.com/MsSelenaOBrien…

Goddammit I love Selena so much.

Oh my god, baby. x.com/mrdyianobrien/…

I’m rooting for the second one. x.com/mrdyianobrien/…

*screams* I got a wcw. THANK YOU. x.com/thugfaker/stat…

I can’t keep my hands to myself.

Hello, I love Dylan more than anything.

When a grown man is terrified by baby Grinch. *cough* @thugfaker *cough*

Look how cute.

Okay but for real x.com/SincerelyTumbl…

NO, YOU’RE BEING A BABY. x.com/thugfaker/stat…

How did they get our private footage? x.com/mrdyianobrien/…

HAPPY NEW YEAR

I FUCKING LOVE Dylan.

It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 5 years (since 20 Apr 2013). And you? TwiAge.com