Pretty simple.

A grammar book walks into a bar

* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes

Now this bill won’t pass, not with Democrats in the Senate & the White House, but the fact that it even made it to committee, says a lot about where the Republicans stand, and who they really work for.

Quality Content!

Rage, rage against the dying of the light

Important to remember only one person enabled the “former President constitutional protection” ...and he’s the one condemning Trump right now. Mitch McConnell.

Folks — This will be the account for my official duties as President. At 12:01 PM on January 20th, it will become President Biden. Until then, I'll be using Joe Biden. And while you're here, follow @FLOTUSBiden @SenKamalaHarris Douglas Emhoff and @Transition46.

Section 3 of the 14th Amendment was written into the Constitution permanently for a reason. It wasn't a one-time thing for Civil War insurrectionists. It applies right now.

This dilemma ain’t Democrat versus Republicans, you egocentric bastards;

It’s Americans versus Nazis.

Choose a side.

I don’t have the stomach to watch people like Mick Mulvaney, who was complicit with Trump until literally, 4 days ago, get a platform on Meet the Press or anywhere else. If you’ve enabled Trump for 4 yrs, you should wear a paper bag over your head and shut the hell up.

It’ll be a shame if history allows one horrific event on this president’s watch to overshadow all the other horrific events on this president’s watch.

I don't know if I've seen this information anywhere, so I'll ask the question here: Who paid for and organized the 'Save America' rally that Trump spoke at on Wednesday?

Legal reminder: I don’t know what destructive things Trump may try in the next 74 days, but the 25th amendment remains operative during transition

Character matters.
Decency matters.
Representation matters.
Kindness matters.
Equal opportunity for all matters.
Science matters.
Service matters.
The planet matters.
Justice matters.
Voting matters.
Access to healthcare matters.
The dignity of all human beings matters.

While Pam Bondi, the ethically challenged and corrupt former Florida Attorney General is lying about the Biden Family and repeating the talking points of Russian Intelligence Services it’s important to remember the Trumps are barred from runnning a charity because they are crooks

CNN's Jim Acosta: 'That is the biggest meltdown of a president of the United States that I've ever seen in my career. I don't think a reasonable person could watch what we just saw over the last hour and conclude that the president is in control.'

holy shit this Joe Biden ad is good.

It’s only Quarantine if it’s in the Quarante province of France. Otherwise it's just Sparkling Isolation.

Donald Trump is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on America