We’re all salting our ice cream, right?

For some reason I thought it was a good idea to have 4 glasses of wine tonight. It wasn’t. #imsweating #taxol #breastcancer #tnbc

Ya know how sometimes you’ll hear a person say how “the book was soo much better than the movie”? My 6yo just said that to me re The Grinch. #pretentious

If you don’t nod heartily and say “good roughage,” are you even eating popcorn?

We’re all salting our cereal, right?

Some of you didn’t go to open-casket funerals as children and it really shows.

Have you ever listened to a song for the first time but you realize you know the tune for some reason and you can’t put your finger on it until, omg turns out you used to rock to the Al Yankovic version in middle school? #nerdalert #cradleoflove #imsorrybillyidol

When you have cancer people sure do text back in a timely fashion #onthebrightside #breastcancer

I’m a few hours late but #phishbracket

Oops I meant #phishbracket⭕️

We gotta flip Divided. Get out there and vote Lizards people! 🦎 🗳 ✔️

Comedians, take the “Have a Successful Comedy Career without Appearing Joe Rogan’s Podcast” challenge!

Here for it: the Rock stars in at least four movies where he has to put a lost stone back into an ancient ruin to lift the curse.

.Andrea Scout has been marketing our venue for 10+ years (helping great live comedy come to SF!) and she can use all of the support she can get during her fight against breast cancer 👊 Get more info + donate at the link in our bio 👆

Another cancer update on the ole CaringBridge page. As always, AMA. 🩵💜🩷 caringbridge.org/visit/andreash…