There’s taking a loss, and then there’s having your arse handed to you on a plate with triple cooked humiliation and an extra large serving of fuck you sauce.

“What’s that Daddy?” “It’s a baby bird, darling.” “Is it sleeping?” “Errrm, yeah.” At what point is it fair/right to talk about death? 😳🤷🏼‍♂️

*Insert Dr Evil’s ‘Riiiiiiight’ reaction.* So fundamentally no different then. Great job on the big listen 👍🏼🤦🏼‍♂️ gov.uk/government/new…

Can’t believe how much talk there is about Arsenal in this game. Tottenham going to surrender all hopes of finishing 4th, when they could go two points behind Villa with Sheff United left to play? Some of their fans need to give their heads a shake.

"I don't understand what the point of VAR is then" 😳 Anthony Gordon vents over VAR and it's decision to not give Newcastle a penalty ❌

Don’t know why this has been such a rarity in Aldi recently, but I for one was delighted to stumble upon some earlier. So I bought 5 bottles.

Crossed wires with my Dad 😂 The Almera is my 90 year old Grandad’s, who keeps saying he’ll stop driving when his beloved 53 plate gives up. Instead, my Barnsley supporting Dad is rooting for Leeds ‘beside they’re from Yorkshire’ - nonsense surely? Is this a Yorkshire thing?

Listening to the first two minutes of this tells you everything you need to know about why our Education Secretaries are so so incompetent. Deliberately swerving assigning ministers in their areas of strength in case they become too powerful. The rest of it… astounding 🤯

#GeneralElection

Reading a new bedtime story to my daughter and, as a proud Geordie, I might’ve stumbled across my new favourite baddie!

I swear that club exists to piss on our parade.

The national service we need from our young people is to vote for change on 4th July. 🗳️

“You should pay your respects to the people that fought fascism and racism, by not scurrying back to a secretly arranged rendezvous with the media.” Mick Lynch says Rishi Sunak “should pay the price of that through the ballot box.”

Rishi Sunak leaving early “…is no representation of how we’re trying to weld things together to keep the peace” under external threats says this 98-year-old veteran. Exactly that.

Somewhere in the world right now one man is keeping a very close eye on the pressure on Gareth Southgate:

Unpopular opinion, Bellingham is starting to become a bit of an unbearable prick. Screaming “who else” after scoring, after being fucking woeful for 3 games this tournament, throwing himself to the floor like he’s been in Spain 10 years and giving it biggun to oppo bench.

Can anybody that runs a school-owned/trust-owned (or leased) minibus lend me an ear about running costs, hidden costs, logistics and whether it’s worth it overall? Please share 👍🏼

Gillian Keegan’s lost her seat and her nice, big MP’s salary has she?

❤️🇨🇭🇨🇭❤️ Absolutely love the bloke! 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

This is absolutely quality 😂😂