Determined to beat the thunderbugs but the kitchen currently looks like I'm trying to raise the dead...

New birthday book haul... James O'Brien Benoit Blin MCA

Butter best before Feb '24. Is anyone going to die if I use it?

New Subway® "faster, easier" ordering system. Order at the machines. Wait 15 minutes for your number to be called. Repeat the whole order and wait for it to be made.

Banana flower incoming?

Listening to Oasis... Don't let us down Noel Gallagher Liam Gallagher

Think I'm going to depart* these shores. A few weeks without doom scrolling and I've not missed it. Anyone still interested in my misadventures in cooking can find me in the other place... (* I'll probably be back 2nd September 🤣)

Hey DHL Group may be worth having a word with your auto chat bot...

UK Summer Outdoor Athletics Season...

Nipping back to see if anyone else is on Pi-coin mining? Pi is a new digital currency developed by Stanford PhDs, with over 55 million members worldwide. To claim your Pi, follow this link minepi.com/mikehoad and use my username (mikehoad) as your invitation code.

Help my brother out , he's desperate

"Wait, Corbettmaths is a real person?" Erm. Yes. Year 11: