Palpatine survived the plunge into the core of the second Death Star and lived in its' ruins on Endor for 30 years eating insta-bread. That was Vader flying that TIE fighter Rey cuts in half! EVERYONE who is dead is back to FIGHT! I can't wait for Star Wars to finally end!

Don’t👏put👏a👏scale👏in👏the👏bathroom👏and👏not👏expect👏me👏to👏weigh👏myself👏before👏and👏after👏pooping👏to👏calculate👏how👏big👏my👏poop👏was👏then👏chart👏those👏findings👏so👏I👏can👏determine👏my👏average👏poop👏size👏

I haven't thought of that old son of a b-sting in well over twenty years. hope he is well.

Powder those nuts......Its going to be a Great day!

No.

This man is a national treasure

Somehow we made it on three #Emmys ballots for this year. Rich Evans may finally meet Ellen!

I was not born on a fucking turnip truck

David Fincher's 'Fight Club' has a RE-EDITED ending for its release in China! Read more about it👇👇 movies.mxdwn.com/news/david-fin… #FightClub #davidfincher #BradPitt

what a legend. mike schank forever

As Ed Wood said, "We's a-comin'!" About 30 seats left for what will be my last performance of HOW REDNECKS SAVED HOLLYWOOD this year--next Saturday night, the 12th, at the historic State Theatre in downtown Sioux Falls. Meet-and-greet before and after. prod5.agileticketing.net/websales/pages…

The State Theatre in downtown Sioux Falls has the most amazing reclining chairs I've ever seen. These chairs put a Lazy Boy to shame. If my entire audience falls to sleep during my show tonight, I'll understand. Doors at 7, "How Rednecks Saved Hollywood" at 8.

IT'S TIME! Tune into The Red Report TONIGHT at 5! #Liveat5 #TheRedReport

We’re so excited to show you The Red Report, our satirical newscast THIS Wednesday at 5! 💥Here’s some BTS pics in the meantime💥 #CollegeMedia

The time has come. The Red Report. Live at 5.

I dare Blumhouse to use this quote as their Friedkin dedication at the start of the new movie

DOGMA debuted 24 years ago today! I dream of getting it back one day. I’d pray for that but I think the Lord would have a helluva time granting this particular wish…

I am proud to receive this nomination for our April 19th newscast last year! ☺️ marissa Grant Robertson

Happy to help.

Elizabeth Jo followed a path familiar to many South Dakotans. She grew up on a farm outside of Lesterville, graduated from Bon Homme High School and got her nursing degree at USD. But then, she decided to take a road less traveled by. keloland.com/news/eye-on-ke…